{"product_id":"i-cant-im-on-call-poster","title":"Funny Doctor Poster - \"I Can't, I'm On Call\"","description":"\u003cp\u003eA calm space still needs a little attitude. This matte vertical typography poster features the bold, clean message “I CAN’T, I’M ON CALL”—a minimalist reminder that plans change, schedules flip, and you adapt anyway. Perfect for a home office, studio, clinic, or workspace, it adds a modern edge without clutter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on museum-grade archival paper with giclée inks, the black typography stays crisp and fade-resistant over time. The matte finish reduces glare so the text reads clearly in bright rooms and under office lighting. It’s lightweight, durable, and arrives ready to frame or hang as-is—an easy upgrade for anyone who loves clean design, dry humor, and shift-life energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMuseum-grade archival paper for long-lasting prints\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGiclée printing with vivid, fade-resistant color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatte finish reduces glare and keeps typography sharp\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in 46 vertical sizes (slight tolerance ± 1\/16\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIndoor use only; paper weight 175–189 g\/m²\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGently wipe dust with a clean, dry cloth\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: Oncallsociety, info@oncallsociety.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from USA (Sensaria), United Kingdom (Prodigi), and Japan (Printify Choice)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"8\" x 12\" \/ Matte","offer_id":57027042607449,"sku":"13646181099304843622","price":19.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"12″ x 18″ \/ Matte","offer_id":57027042640217,"sku":"14372083570752219645","price":19.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"16″ x 24″ \/ Matte","offer_id":57027042672985,"sku":"55106435715779701123","price":24.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"20″ x 30″ \/ Matte","offer_id":57027042705753,"sku":"24697238271276200500","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"24″ x 36″ \/ Matte","offer_id":57027042738521,"sku":"27935723285118897076","price":34.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/3238\/1273\/files\/16243898762490246572_2048.jpg?v=1768679788","url":"https:\/\/oncallsociety.com\/products\/i-cant-im-on-call-poster","provider":"Oncallsociety","version":"1.0","type":"link"}