I CAN’T, I’M ON CALL: Minimalist Coaster

A small reminder for days that don’t really clock out. The “I CAN’T, I’M ON CALL” coaster adds a subtle note of shift-life humor to desks, nightstands, and coffee tables—easy to notice, easy to live with.

The glossy printed surface keeps the message crisp and high-contrast, while the genuine cork backing protects surfaces and helps the coaster stay put. Clean, compact, and intentionally understated, it fits naturally into morning coffee routines, late-night work sessions, and everything in between.

Product features

• High-gloss printed top for sharp, vibrant detail
• Genuine cork backing to prevent scratches and slipping
• Durable polyester-coated hardboard surface
• Available in 3.75" square and 4" round sizes
• Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
• One coaster per listing

Care instructions

• Gently wipe clean with a dry microfiber cloth

EU representative: Oncallsociety, oncallsociety.com

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Gently wipe the dirt or dust off with a clean, dry microfiber cloth